Fake Id Lyrics - Rat Boy

I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through 

He said 'Hold it there mate, this isn't you' 

'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine' 

'Well I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime' 

So I'm standing on the street got no one else to meet 

I'm bored, and I'm alone so I start to walk home 

Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision 

Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me 

Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny 

what's this, are you taking the piss? 

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch' 

Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny 

what's this, are you taking the piss? 

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch' 

Start to reflect and think my heart does sink 

My eye's too swollen to blink, I need another drink 

Oh no I can't afford it because they just ran away with last week's pay 

Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs 

Now I'm thinking I just got robbed 

How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation 

This nation owes me a bit of compensation 

Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny 

what's this, are you taking the piss? 

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch' 

Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny 

what's this, are you taking the piss? 

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch' 

Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags 

Badman slags, first time shags, tags on the wall 

Tryna act cool, remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school 

Hated GCSEs, was shit at PE 

Us against them, just you and me 

Now they get pig fat injected to their six pack 

What's up with that? They look a right twat 

Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny 

what's this, are you taking the piss? 

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch' 

Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny 

what's this, are you taking the piss? 

Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch' 

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