Welfare Problems Lyrics - Randy

Dr, Dr I need a cure cause I got a problem that I can't endure 

Too much of this and too little of that 

First I was too thin and now I'm way too fat 

There is something wrong with me 

I've become my own enemy 

My back hurts cause my bed's too hard 

Some blow is stuck on my credit card 

I feel sick when I play my ps2 and my gamecube too 

There is something wrong with me 

I've become my own enemy 

I've got welfare problems 

And I can't get you out of my mind 

Dr, Dr I need a cure cause I got a problem that I can't endure 

If I drink from Monday to Friday 

Then I'm too tired to drink on Saturday 

There is something wrong with me 

I've become my own enemy 

I've got welfare problems 

And I can't get you out of my mind 

Welfare - problems 

One for the money, two for the show 

Took a piss outside and I ate the snow 

I've got welfare problems 

And I can't get you out of my mind