Punk Rock High Lyrics - Randy

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock. 

I got an electric guitar to compensate my small cock. 

I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can. 

That's the way that I am. 

I wore baggy clothes I was overweight. 

Now I'm a blue fox punk because I watched what I ate. 

Now I wear bondage pants just because I can. 

That's the wau that I am. 

I was a popular guy at punk rock high. 

At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks. 

The regular classes was nothing for me 

But at gas stations across Europe I got a degree. 

The boys and me got some history. We're a mystery. 

We're still getting it on, writing our songs. 

And we still do everything that we can sticking it 

To the man. 

Fred once said -man we must be misled. 

There must be something better than a van as a bed. 

I said we got to do all that we can sticking it to the man. 

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock. 

And just like Bill Haley I rock around the clock. 

I don't need a glass, I drink straight from the can. 

That's the way that I am. 

I was a popular guy at punk rock high. 

At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks. 

At rock n roll university I got a doctors degree and a PhD.