Masterman And Baby J Lyrics - Randy Newman

People tell me that I brag a lot 'cause I call myself the Masterman 

Always talkin' 'bout how I got dynamite in every hand 

Hit it 

Me and my brother we live alone, got no television, got no 

telephone 

But when we walk down the street people get out of the way 

They say "Here come the Masterman and Baby J" 

"Here come the Masterman and Baby J" 

Hit it--hit it 

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When we get on the mike we'll be number one 

Even top D.M.C. and Run 

Everybody's really gonna have some fun 

'Cause we're takin' 'em all the way down 

We're takin' 'em all the way down 

Gonna rap about this, gonna rap about that 

Gonna tell everybody where it's at 

All over the world people gonna say 

You got to dig the Masterman and Baby J 

You got to dig the Masterman and Baby J 

Hit it 

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People tell me "Man you live in a dump" 

"You won't never be nothin' but a pumped-up chump" 

You got no money--you got no sense 

You won't never be nothing, you won't ever be nothing 

I say well-well-well-well 

When I look out my window, you know what I see 

I don't see no whores in the stinkin' street 

I don't see no drunks and junkies dying 

I don't see no bums or garbage flyin' 

I see me and J in the L.A. Coliseum 

100, 000 people on their feet 

And they're laughin' and bumpin' and screamin' and cryin' 

And jumpin' up on their seat 

And then the band begins to play and then they hush up 

And then the band begins to play and then they hush up 

And it gets real quiet in the Coliseum with the stage all 

dark and bare 

Maybe a little rain begins to fall--yeah 

But the people stayin' right there 

Then you can hear that announcer say 

Please welcome! (the crowd roars) 

Please welcome! (the crowd roars) 

L.A.'s own, the number one 

The biggest, the best, the number one bad in the USA 

The Masterman and Baby J! 

The Masterman and Baby J!