Plastic Jesus Lyrics - Rackets & Drapes

Away in the manger 

No crib for his bed 

That's the story 

That they to told you 

When they tucked you in 

The little Lord Jesus 

Lay down his sweet head 

They never told you 

That's not where the story really ends 

Plastic Jesus 

Is plugged in 

On each and every Christmas day 

Plastic Jesus 

You will melt 

You don't mean a thing to me 

Plastic Jesus 

Mannequin 

A statue that is not even real 

The little man hanging 

From the cross on your neck 

False advertisement 

Cause the man you wear 

Is no longer dead 

Make a little gesture 

For the whole world to see 

Just a motion that you go through 

When you pray and eat 

Plastic Jesus 

On the shelf 

Tell me how can he save himself 

Plastic Jesus 

You will melt 

You don't mean a thing to me 

Plastic Jesus 

Mannequin 

A statue that is not even real 

Mary had a little lamb (x8) 

Wash me clean cause I'm dirty dirty 

Wash me clean so I'm pretty pretty (x4)