Trapped In The Closet (chapter 1) Lyrics - R. Kelly

CHAPTER 1) 

Seven oclock in the morning 

And the rays from the sun wakes me 

Im stretchin and yawnin 

In a bed that dont belong to me 

And a voice yells, Good morning, darlin, 

from the bathroom 

Then she comes out and kisses me 

And to my surprise, she aint you 

Now Ive got this dumb look on my face 

Like, what have I done? 

How could I be so stupid to be have laid 

here til the morning sun? 

Lost the track of time 

Oh, what was on my mind? 

From the club, went to her home 

Didnt plan to stay that long 

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Here I am, quickly tryin to put on my clothes 

Searching for my car keys 

Tryin to get on up out the door 

Then she streched her hands in front of it 

Said, You cant go this way 

Looked at her, like she was crazy 

Said, Woman move out my way 

Said, I got a wife at home 

She said, Please dont go out there 

Lady, Ive got to get home 

She said, her husband was comin up the stairs 

Shh, shh, quiet 

Hurry up and get in the closet 

She said, Dont you make a sound 

Or some shit is going down 

I said, Why dont I just go out the window? 

Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor 

Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet 

And now Im in this darkest closet, tryin to figure out 

Just how Im gonna get my crazy ass up out this house 

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Then he walks in and yells, Im home 

She says, Honey, Im in the room 

Walks in there with a smile on his face 

Sayin, Honey, Ive been missin you 

She hops all over him 

And says, Ive cooked and ran your bath water 

Im tellin you now, this girls so good that she deserves an Oscar 

throws her in the bed 

And start to snatchin her clothes off 

Im in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on? 

Youre not gonna believe it 

But things get deeper as the story goes on 

Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone 

I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate 

But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late 

He hopped up and said, Theres a mystery going on 

And Im gonna solve it 

And Im like, God please, dont let this man open this closet 

He walks in the bathroom 

And looks behind the door 

She says, Baby, come back to bed 

He says, Bitch say no more 

He pulls back the shower curtain 

While shes biting her nails 

Then he walks back to the room 

Right now, Im sweating like hell 

Checks under the bed 

Then under the dresser 

He looks at the closet 

I pull out my Baretta 

He walks up to the closet 

He goes up to the closet 

Now hes at the closet 

Damn hes opening the closet 

(CHAPTER 2) 

Well... 

Now hes staring at me like 

As if he was starin in a mirror 

She yells honey let me explain 

He says you dont have to go no further 

I can clearly see whats goin on 

Behind my back, in my bed, in my home 

Then I said wait a minute now hold on 

I said mister we can work this out 

She said honey dont lose control 

Tried to get him to calm down 

He said hoe I shouldve known 

That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house 

But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt 

I said we need to resolve this 

Then he stepped to me, Im like whoa 

Theres a reason Im in this closet 

He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes 

I met this girl at the Plagis club 

And she told me she didnt have a man 

Then he said man please, 

Id kill you if you didnt have that gun in ya hand 

And I said but yo chick chose me 

He said dont give me that mack shit please 

His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting 

He steps a little closer 

I point my gun and says Im not the one you after 

He says son I bet you didnt know my man 

Did she tell you that I was a pastor 

I said well good thats betta right 

Why cant we handle this Christian- like 

And I started to put the gun down 

Til I saw his face still had that frown 

She started cryin, sayin baby Im sorry 

Then he said baby not as sorry as youre gonna be 

I started inchin out 

He says no I want you to see this 

Said I gotta get out this house 

He said not til I reveal my secret 

Im like what is goin on inside his head 

Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says 

Hello, Baby, turn the car around 

Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click) 

He looks at me and says well since were all comin out the closet 

Im not about to be the only one thats broken hearted 

She said what do you mean 

And he said just wait and see 

I said somebody betta talk to me 

And then his phone rings 

He picks up and somebody says sweetheart Im downstairs 

And hes like Ill buzz you up 

Im on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs 

And Im like who is this mystery lady that youre talking to 

He says in time you both will know the shockin truth 

Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time 

Then I said nigga Imma shoot you both if you dont say whats on ya mind 

He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs 

And Im lookin at the door 

He says I think you betta sit down in the chair 

I says Im gonna count to four 

1, he says mister wait 

2, she says please dont shoot 

3, he says dont shoot me 

4, she screams 

Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands 

He opens the door, I'can't believe it it's a man 

(CHAPTER 3) 

Well, here we are the four of us, 

in total shock me and her, 

I close my mouth, and swollow spit, 

as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit, 

then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one 

you've been talking to, 

he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no, 

he says it's the truth, 

I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy, 

let me up out this door", cause this is way 

more than I bargoned for, 

and then she says wait, 

I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late, 

Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this... 

Then she said wouldn't you like to know 

just how it all begin, 

then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes, 

then it got real quite, 

I said somebody start talkin, then she said 

And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question, 

HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!" 

he looked at her and said bitch please you got 

yo nerve, with all yo club hoppin' 

lying sayin' you was shoppin', 

and now here you are in 

our home, and you calling 

me wrong, she said ok you busted me, 

and that much I agree, 

you caught me cheating, 

but this is a little extreme, 

he said you are my wife, 

sleeping behind my back, 

and now I come home and you got him in the closet, 

how extreme is that?... 

She says but she's a he, 

then he says please you can't judge me, 

she says Ruphus this is crazy, 

and I said stop aguing, 

I did not stay here to hear yall chew 

each other out, so get to the point, 

or I swear I'm out, excuse me please, 

but I think I can explain what's going in 

here, my name is Chuck, and I've been 

knowin' Ruphus for bout a year, 

at midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell, 

sneaking in and out of hotels, 

I said brother spare me 

the details, then Ruphus said Chuck please, 

don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus 

you son of a bitch, 

and he says Cathy go to hell, 

I said I thought you name was Mary, 

that's what you said at the party, 

man this is getting scary, 

I'm gonna shoot somebody... 

Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming 

saying Cathy this is all yo fault, 

she throws a pillow at him 

and says you was creepin' too the only difference 

is you didn't get caught, 

Chuck screams out we're in love 

Cathy says love my ass 

Ruphus say they gettin' married 

then I shoot one in the air, 

then I say not another one of 

you sons of bitches say a word, 

cause all of this shit I'm going through 

is unheard, grab my celluar, 

sayin' this is so wrong, 

call up my home, 

and a man picks up the phone... 

(CHAPTER 4) 

Now I'm dashin home 

Doin 85 

Swervin lane to lane 

Wit fire in my eyes 

I got a million thoughts 

goin through my mind 

I'm thinkin about what imma do and who 

I'm gonna do it to when I get home 

How could I have been so blind 

And then I look in my rear view 

I cannot believe this 

(Whoo whoo whoo) 

Damn, here comes a police man 

He drove right up on me and flashed his light 

Then I pulled over without thinkin twice 

He hopped out the car and walked over to me 

And said license and registration please 

I looked up at him and said 

Officer, is there somethin wrong 

He said no, except for you was doin 60 in a 40 mile zone 

Then I said officer 

Let me explain please 

Ya see the truth of the matter is 

Is that I got an emergency 

He said no excuses 

And no exceptions 

He flicks his cigarette and then gives me the ticket 

Said have a nice day and walked away 

I said yeah right and drove away 

Then I turned my radio on 

And did 55 all the way home 

I pulled up in the driveway 

Hopped out and slammed the car door 

Then go around the back 

Bust up in the house pull back the shower door and she screamin 

Whats all that for 

Then I'm like woman I called this house 

And a man picked up my phone 

Then she said calm down 

Did you forget 

My brother Twan came home 

Oh... 

And thats all I could say was oh 

Wit a stupid look on my face 

Said I forgot he came home today 

And she said thats okay 

Because honey I understand 

She said you dont have to explain 

Then I took her by the hand 

I kissed her and then we went to the room 

Then I turned some music on 

Apologized one more time 

Then went down and start gettin it on 

And she started bitin her lip 

Grabbing me and makin noise 

Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin 

It's all yours 

I said I love you 

And she said I love ya, too 

Then a tear fell up out my eye 

Then I called her my sunshine 

And then she looked at me 

And said baby go deeper please 

And thats when I start goin crazy 

Like I was tryin to give her a baby 

The room feel like its spinnin 

We keep turnin and turnin 

As if we were in a whirlwind 

The way our toes are curlin 

The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild 

And screamin my name 

Then I said baby, we must slow down 

Before I bust a vessel in my brain 

And she said please no dont stop 

And I said I caught a cramp 

And she said please keep on goin 

I said my leg is about to crack 

Then she cries out 

Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax 

And I said cool 

Climax 

Just let go of my leg 

She says you're the perfect lover 

I said I cant go no futher 

Then I flip back the cover 

Oh my God, a rubber... 

(CHAPTER 5) 

And now, I'm like 

Well, well, well 

What the fuck is this 

A condom in my bed 

Ya better start talkin, bitch 

'Fore I take a match and 

Burn this muthafucka down 

I said you better start talkin 

And start talkin right god damn now 

Then she said baby 

I'm so speechless 

Then I said my baby 

You gone be breathless 

If ya dont start talkin quick 

Woman, I'm gone have a fit 

You dont know what ya fuckin wit 

Girl ya better cut the bullshit 

Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home 

In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes 

Now and sniffin and lookin around 

Suspicious like someone's here 

Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes 

There was so much fear 

Pull out my gun said is he still here 

She shook her head and said no 

I'm checkin behind every door 

She cried out he left right after you called 

I said what the fuck was you thinking 

You thought that I wouldnt find this out 

Then I said you must be crazy or on crack 

to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house 

She hopped up and said thats enough 

She said I cant take no more 

And then she said you made your point 

But now its time to even the score 

She said I know all about last night 

And where you went when you left the club 

Said thats right, nigga I was there 

Wit this guy in the back of the club 

I said I thought you was wit yo girls 

She said I thought you was wit yo guys 

She said you was at that bitches house 

And dont even try to act suprised 

Said bab, she said shut up 

Dont you say a word 

It aint nothin you can say 

That I aint already heard 

Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around 

Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house 

Then she said you're right about that 

Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around 

Cause what goes around comes back around 

I'm movin a little closer to her 

She's trippin over the furniture 

She said wait first, just let me explain 

I said no need to, just give me his name 

And then she said uh... uh 

I say uh what 

She said please sit down in a chair 

And I say no, I'm standin up 

And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you 

because of what ya might do 

And I screamed look girl you better 

give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you 

She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina 

I thought to myself, said it sound familiar 

I said I probably know her if I seen her 

Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does 

that got to do with this man 

She said he know my girl Roxanne 

I said who the hell is Roxanne 

Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine 

who know with this guy named Chuck 

Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus 

And I'm sittin here like what the fuck 

Then she says Rufus wife, Cathy 

We both went to high school 

Sheduced me to 

The policeman that stopped you