I Hate Coffee Lyrics - Quincy Punx

I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes 

I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face 

Coffee shops suck shit, let's burn em to the ground 

Meet a coffee fag and on his face I'll pound 

[Chorus:] I hate coffee [14x] 

Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake 

Juan Valdez his sack I'll break 

Coffee really sucks it fills me with such hate 

The only thing thats worse is fucking coffeemate 

[Repeat Chorus] 

We're all anti-coffee soldiers 

We'll drown those hippies in a pot of Folgers 

Cappucino and espresso too 

if you like coffee then I hate you 

[Repeat Chorus]