Brady Bunch Lyrics - Singles - Quincy Punx

Mr. Brady in a martial spat killed Mrs. Brady with a baseball bat 

now in prison his debt will be paid he left six kids with 

a drug addicted maid, Alice shoots smack every day of the week, 

the kids went wild and they turned into freaks 

one day they cooked tiger up for lunch, thats what happened to the Brady Bunch 

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They didn't just go into sindication 

they practiced all sorts of deviation 

the Brady Bunch Gregs in the big house for sellin' coke, every night he 

gets his corn hole poked, Marsha's livin' way down in Mexico 

she makes her living in a donkey show, Pete found a job 

as a side show geek, bites the heads off of chickens 

while they squak and sqeek, Jan found her self, now 

shes a dyke shes got tatooz leather boots and a 

motor bike 

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Bobby was a minister on television 

now he's facing life in prison, molested little kids and he 

fucked a goat, stole a million dollars and sailed away on 

a boat, Cindy ended up bein' my bitch shes out on the street 

corner maken me rich, evernight I stick my dick in her 

face and tie her little blonde big tails around my waist 

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