45 Is The New 15 Lyrics - Singles - Pushing 40

VERSE 1 

I thought when I grew old I'd just fall apart 

Become a bitter angry wrinkled old fart 

But I realize now that I have reached middle age 

Just like a fine wine I grow better with age 

VERSE 2 

You kids today you think that you're all that 

Boy I gotta tell you that that's totally whack 

We can do what you can do but we can do it better 

And we're gonna do it in a cool dad sweater 

CHORUS 

You wear your pants down low to make your butt be seen 

I'll show off my plumbers crack and make all the ladies scream 

Forget about youth and the ages in between 

Move over sonny cause 45's the new 15 

VERSE 3 

You worship Twilight with it's moody shirtless guys 

They're a far cry from Spicoli at Ridgemont High 

What? You think that dubstep's an original fad? 

Where you think the Robot comes from? FROM YOUR DAD 

CHORUS 

You spike your mohawk, and then you dye in green, 

My hairline is receding, but with my hat it can't be seen 

We're going out, I gotta find my stone-washed jeans, 

Move over sonny cause 45's the new 15 

BRIDGE 

You have zits, well I also have zits 

How do you get rid of those? I don't know, I don't know 

We're more similar than you think, 

Except you can't drinkOhhhh 

CHORUS 

You're chasing girls around with your muscles flexed 

I'm overweight and married, but that's 20 years of regular sex 

So put us on the front of Tiger Beat Magazine 

Move over kiddies cause 45's the new 15 

CHORUS 

You hide your cigarettes so you don't get caught 

I'll sit in my living roomwhat rhymes with caught? 

Forget about youth and the ages in between 

Move over sonny cause 45's the new 15 

OUTRO 

45's the new 15 

I passed my prostate exam 

I got a new weedwhacker 

Tony's on his third marriage 

45's the new 15 

I got to bed at 9:15 

45's the new 15