The Dane Song Lyrics - Punchline

He's a friend you can depend on for a smile, 

Everyday or even just once in a while. 

The man, we sung about in the van. 

All the girls agree that he is pretty sweet. 

Got a ticket once for pissing in the street, 

But he just really needed to pee. 

If I could I would take his face and make it famous, 

He's a real celebrity...or at least he is to me. 

He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts, 

He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car 

I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid, 

Cause once he said to me "run" and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun. 

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He's my only friend that I am taller than. 

Yet everyday he takes a Flinstone's vitamin, 

He says, his favorite ones are the red. 

He's a friend and a musician and a ref, 

Listens to heavy music loud and one day he'll be deaf, 

Oh well....he won't need hearing in hell. 

If I could I would take his face and make it famous, 

He's a real celebrity...or at least he is to me. 

He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts, 

He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car. 

I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid, 

Cause once he said to me "run" and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun. 

If I could I would take his face and make it famous, 

He's a real celebrity and he gets into the shows for free. 

He's a friend like a friend should be. 

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Plays bass in a band and he hangs out with the Shrimpman, 

Drinks until he's silly every single Friday at Tequila Willie's. 

If you're looking for a good time you can find him online. 

Ask me for his screen name. 

And so ends my shout out to my very good friend Dane.