You've Got Mail Enhancement Lyrics - Singles - Psychostick

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing 

If you engage in spam, there's something you should know 

That I will hunt you down 

And I'll destroy you! 

Burn in hell! 

I get online, then notice I have email 

I click my inbox, and see, ah what the fuck? 

20 emails, all coming from the same guy 

I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size 

And what is this? I won a brand new XBOX? 

I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups! 

Try to close 'em, my PC takes a shit on me 

There is no rubber for electronic STD's 

For every spam I get 

I'm gonna make you eat your own shit! 

For every spam I get 

I'm gonna choke you with your own dick! 

Thank you for ruining the internet... fuck face 

Thank you for ruining the internet... donkey balls 

Thank you for ruining the internet... cooter cream 

Thank you for ruining the internet... dick! 

I get rebooted, and get back to my email 

I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom 

Keep on searching for anything legitimate 

I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it 

And what is this? Shania Twain all nekkid!! 

I click the link and I get dicks on the screen! 

Endless dickage, colossal disappointment 

I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment 

For every spam I get 

I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick 

For every spam I receive 

You're gonna get to gargle your pee 

For every spam I get later 

I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater 

For every spam you send me 

I'm gonna do... something... like... really not good... 

Thank you for ruining the internet... shit lick 

Thank you for ruining the internet... penis steak 

Thank you for ruining the internet... anal butter 

Thank you for ruining the internet... cunt!