I Hate Cats Lyrics - Propaganda

What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all good? 

Well, check this out, man, let me tell y'all a lil' story 

See, when I would leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- 

(Well, this was before like, my baby daughter was born) 

They would--- they would bond by going to these animal shelters 

And playing with the cats and see, here's the thing: 

I hate cats 

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Well, hate is a strong word 

It's just that I'm a dog person 

And cats -- demon spawn, see I don't trust 'em 

They always looking like they planning a murder, right? 

Like cats be putting in work 

You ever watched a movie? 

What does the weird old lady have? 

What about the villain's pet? They evil! 

See, ancient Egyptians, they knew that and they built the pyramids 

So they was on to something, right? 

Well, I would receive these--- these terrifying pictures in my texts 

Of my daughter smiling in the throes of full bliss 

Holding what has to be the biggest letdown of a cousin 

I mean, cats are related to lions 

You share taxonomy with tigers -- tigers! 

Why are you so cupcake? 

Why does my daughter wanna bring you home? 

Of all things, a cat! 

See, I hate cats! 

Well, hate is a strong word, you know what I'm saying? 

Don't get me wrong, I'm not like a-- like a bigot or nothing 

I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I mean? 

My babysitter, when I was a kid, see, she had a cat 

And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing people that have cats in they house 

It's just not in my home, see, they stink 

They be rubbing they terrible pheromones all over my furniture 

But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face when my daughter brings this terrible thing home 

I'm gonna be honest: I thought I raised her better than that! 

See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own kind 

Why couldn't you love a dog? 

This is just the voice of a concerned father, see 

See, people may think a certain way about her when she walk down the street 

And why you walking a cat anyway? 

They gon' think I ain't raised my child well 

And it's not like this cat has done anything to me personally 

I just know they kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news 

They be tearing up the homes they owners provide for 'em 

Why would you tear up your own home? 

How come cats can't be grateful? 

Why are all cats lazy? 

They be complaining about they oppression 

You see it in they eyes 

Don't the people that take care of you take care of you well? 

Haven't we had cats in the White House? 

Ain't that enough? 

But then this cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of different 

I actually enjoyed my time with him, but, but, but 

But the--but the point is I love my daughter 

And I've already made my decision 

And it's not the cat's fault 

I just hate they kind 

Well... hate is a strong word 

It's just my heritage, I come from a dog family 

It's heritage, not hate, right? 

Hate's a strong word 

We still talking about cats, right? 

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