Cut-rate Lyrics - Prong

Y'all come on in now, come right on down front 

I got something I want to show you 

Now y'all heard of the popcorn, y'all heard of the dog 

You heard about all your other dances 

But now there's a brand new dance that's going around 

I want to show you exactly what I'm talking about 

I'm talking about the funky chicken, y'all ready? 

I say y'all ready, okay, here we go 

You raise the left arm up and your right arm too 

Let me tell you just what to do, start both of 'em to flapping 

Start your feet to kicking, that's when you know 

You doin' the funky chicken 

Slick and spasm, you put both arms up, across your face 

You knees start wiggling, all over the place 

You flap your arms and your feet start kicking 

Then you know you doin' the funky chicken 

Oh, I'm feeling it now, I feel so unnecessary 

This is the kind, this is the kind of stuff 

To make you feel like you want to do something nasty 

Like waste some chicken gravy on your white shirt 

Right down front, here we go y'all 

You work both arms and you work both feet 

Use a dab of gravy, you right on the beat 

You flap your arms and your feet start kicking 

Then you know, you doin' the funky chicken 

Doin' the funky chicken, y'all 

Doin' the funky chicken, y'all 

Doin' the funky chicken, y'all 

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