Typewriter Torment Lyrics - Procol Harum

Typewriter torment, dreadful disease 

Caught it the first day I touched the keys 

You wear down your fingers and churn out your pap 

It eats up your life like a dose of the clap 

Typewriter torment it tortures me still 

If only my doctor could see that I'm ill 

Typewriter fever gives birth to a flood 

It sweeps through your body and curdles your blood 

You curse and discurse but you're damned for all time 

The moment your fingers give birth to a rhyme 

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Typewriter fever it harries me still 

If only my doctor would give me a pill 

Typewriter fever I'm worn to a stub 

I've dumped my Thesaurus and pulled out the plug 

I'm rending my ribbon and bending my spool 

Don't bother rewinding: I'm done with it all 

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But why can't my doctor just say that I'm ill? 

Typewriter fever is paying his bill. 

Typewriter fever it harries me still 

If only my doctor would give me a pill