Something In The Water (does Not Compute) Lyrics - 1999 - Prince

Some people tell me I got great legs 

Can't figure out why U make me beg 

Does not compute (Does not compute) 

Don't not compute (Don't not compute) 

U think you're special, well so do I 

Why do special women make me cry? 

Does not compute (Does not compute) 

It don't not compute (Don't not compute) 

Must be something in the water they drink 

It's been the same with every girl I've had 

Must be something in the water they drink 

'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? 

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Some people think I'm kinda cute 

But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U 

It don't compute (Don't not compute) 

Somethin' mama don't compute (Don't not compute) 

What's the hangup? What's the scam? 

Guess U think I'm just another 1...1 of your fans 

It don't compute (Don't not compute) 

Somethin' honey don't compute (Don't not compute) 

Must be something in the water they drink 

It's been the same with every girl I've had 

Must be something in the water U drink 

'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? 

I've got 2 get 2 U, baby 

Some people think I'm kinda smart 

Why must a fella stop with U before he starts? 

It don't compute, mama (Does not compute) 

Somethin' don't compute (Don't not compute) 

I'd buy U clothing, buy U fancy cars 

But U gotta talk 2 me, baby, tell me who U really r 

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Must be something in the water they drink 

It's been the same with every girl I've had 

Must be something in the water U drink 

Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? 

(Must be something in the water U drink) 

(Does not compute) 

(Don't not compute) 

(Don't not compute) 

(Must be something in the water U drink) 

Bitch -- U think you're special? (Must be something in the water U drink) 

So do I 

(second coming) (Must be something in the water U drink) 

Why in God's name 

do U wanna make me cry? 

Why? Why? (Must be something in the water U drink) 

I'd do anything 4 U, anything (Must be something in the water U drink) 

Why don't U talk 2 me? (Must be something in the water U drink) 

Tell me who u r (Must be something in the water U drink) 

don't do this 2 me (Must be something in the water U drink) 

please don't do this (Must be something in the water U drink) 

Why? Why? 

I do love U. I do. 

Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do