Kallamazoo Lyrics - Primus

A b c d e f g h I gotta' gal wears her toenails long. 

Drives a red barracuda, singin' meat packer songs 

And she ain't from kalamazoo. 

A b c d e f g h I gotta' friend lived in a mercedes-benz. 

Then a 55 chrysler where the trunk never ends/ 

And the plates say kalamazoo. 

He had a steady job and watched what he spent. 

He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent. 

I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent 

And buy my own damn house in kalamazoo. 

I knew a guy that mangled his hand, 

And he went from pipe fittin' to a hot dog stand. 

They say last year he cleared fifty grand 

Selling dogs round kalamazoo. 

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She turned to the world with a bastard child. 

Said, "i just can't handle him he's too damn wild". 

But the years and the liquor have made him mild. 

And he lays around in kalamazoo. 

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