Back Porch Lyrics - Singles - Presidents Of The Usa

Happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation 

Slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation 

Kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation 

Rockin' back 'n' forth that's my only destination 

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch 

Old man on the back porch and that old man is me 

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch 

Old man on the back porch and that 

Meeeeeeeee ow wow wow wow 

Got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation 

Got chicken on the drums poundin' out a perfect prescription 

Got twenty little worms all plug into amplification 

Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug eyed monkeys 

All arriving at the station 

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch 

Old man on the back porch and that old man is me 

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch 

Old man on the back porch and that 

Me me meeeee ow whoa whoa whoa 

Chris and dave's part sung at the same time improvised 

Chris 

I'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my legs back rockin in my rockin'chair just sittin' there 

On the little back porch it's about to fall apart 

So I think I might repair it just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it 

Some little friends come along with some two string one string 

No string guitars hey chris wanna jam and they plug 

Them all into the back porch and they sit around playing all their favorite songs 

And kickin back feelin' real good real fine real full of the wine 

And everything's fine everything's beautiful everything's great 

And I just feel so good you know I'm seventy years old and 

I'm slurpin' everything through a straw 

Dave 

I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw 

And I heated it up on a little sterno stove tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down little players comin' 'round pluggin' in their instruments feelin' good about themselves singin' origina 

Gs by the original masters 

And I'm sittin' there on the porch rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old chair 

But I'm an old man on the back porch old man on the back porch 

Old man on the back porch and that old man is me 

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch 

Old man on the back porch and that