Shreds Of Boa Lyrics - Presidents Of The United States Of America

I invited salmonella poison 

They brought their blushin' daughter, stuffed into a Tux 

I invited all the guitar heroes 

We threw away the guest list and lost a thousand bucks 

I called all the local geniuses 

They wrote the guide for the perplexed and the drunk 

Wild eyed they came from all directions 

Stompin' on the dance floor and droppin' all their junk 

All I've got to show are shreds of boa 

All I've got to keep is paper thin 

All I've got to show are shreds of boa 

Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again 

We're out again, we're out again 

We're out again 

Check out the stone on Tammy Tuesday 

She's handin' out a fortune in party favor pearls 

Here come all those thunderin' beasties 

Disabling security and touchin' all the girls 

Check out all the star struck ramblers 

Littering the dance floor with Scorpions and Sting 

Here come all the ruby studded hap'ners 

Everybody came and destroyed everything 

All I've got to show are shreds of boa 

All I've got to keep is paper thin 

All I've got to show are shreds of boa 

Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again 

You left your shreds of boa 

We sucked it off your chin 

You left your shreds of boa 

Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again 

We're out again, we're out again 

We're out again, we're out again