Tonz Of Fun Lyrics - Rise - Presence

[Intro] 

How shallow can a man be 

I borrowed this story from a friend 

now an enemy 

'cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line 

and disrespect a lady of any kind 

[Verse 1] 

[sing] Stranger in my bed 

can't recall last night 

that's why 

I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head 

oh god 

got to wash my nuts 

I've done it once again 

[Chorus] 

[rap] Go Go get dressed 

get outta my bed 

now find your way home 

Go 

[Verse 2] 

[sing] Lucky to have survived 

she was more than twice my size 

big is beautiful 

but I'm just a small guy 

and I could break 

under the weight of her thighs 

maybe now I should quit my drinkin' 

what was I thinkin' 

oh god 

I've done it once again 

[Chorus] 

[Bridge] 

[rap] I had the beer goggles strapped on 

passed out 

face down 

naked on the lawn 

awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking 

the type of girl that literally brings home the bacon 

in my state of mind 

I was hers for the taking 

it seems she was interested in some lovemaking 

"do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung" 

it was then that I knew 

we were in for wang chung 

she grabbed my car keys 

my ID 

we dipped 

in between sips of Schlitz 

she kept lickin' her lips 

I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick 

or to drive-thru KFC for another drumstick 

[sing] I feel so ashamed 

no one to blame but myself 

I've done it once again 

[Chorus] 

[Outro] 

How shallow can a man be 

he must be too blind to see 

that he's bleeding insecurities 

and she cries