Red Christmas Lyrics - Singles - Pratt Dave And The Sex Machine Band

Well, Santa's makin' toys for all the girls 'n' boys 

Even for their parents so they can get their joys 

So I wrote him a letter and nothin' could be better 

'Cause Santa always keeps his word 

I said I want somethin' red, anything red 

Come on Santa, don't be a nerd, ha ha ha 

CHORUS 

It's gonna be a Red Christmas 

It's gonna be a Red Christmas 

It's gonna be a Red Christmas 

It's gonna be a ho, ho, ho 

Well, red is my sleigh and Rudolph's nose 

Mrs. Claus is wearin' red panty hose 

When my weather gets cold red is my nose 

So is my ?XO! when I forget my clothes 

Now I really like it red, now, even in bed 

Maybe Mrs. Claus would like me instead 

'Cause Santa's on the rooftop knockin' down a gift 

The reindeer bend over and the fun begins 

CHORUS 

Donner and Blitzen with Killians Red Beer 

Dancer and Prancer with red underwear 

Boy George has his own little red panties 

But he likes it better when he's in Santies! 

CHORUS 

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