Her And The Car And The Mobile Home Lyrics - Porter Wagoner

Well, my wife and I were happy in our trailer 

But she didn't dig my runnin' around all night 

Well, I warned you a couple of times about leavin' 

Oh, but you just laughed and took it kinda light 

Well, I should've paid attention to her warnin' 

When she told me she'd leave if I didn't change 

'Cause when I come home about sun up this mornin' 

Well, I detected somethin' mighty strange 

Her and the car and the mobile home are gone boys 

I was takin' off while you was a carryin' on 

Now things are really shot, I came home to an empty lot 

Yeah, me and the car and the mobile home was gone 

Yes, her and the car and the mobile home was gone 

Well the neighbors all around me were a laughin' 

And it made me feel about ten inches tall 

Ha, I knew you didn't think that I'd really leave you 

Ah, not to mention takin' home and all 

Well, talk about somebody be-wildered 

I bet you didn't know what to do nor where to go 

I found a little consolation in my wardrobe 

That you left scattered on the patio 

Her and the car and the mobile home are gone boys 

I was takin' off while you was a carryin' on 

Now things are really shot, I came home to an empty lot 

Yeah, me and the car and the mobile home was gone 

Yes, her and the car and the mobile home was gone 

Yeah, they was gone with everything else 

Except a few old western suits she'd left scattered there on the patio 

And they had mud on 'em where she'd stomped around on 'em 

Stepped on them wagon wheels busted the spokes out 

You know that real nice lavender suit one that she said I looked good in 

Said I looked like Tom Jones that's it hangin' over in that tree 

She took that piece of chalk wrote across the front of the coat 

Have a good time darling you know when you're hot you're hot