Doin' As I Seen On My Tv Lyrics - Crack A Smile... And More - Poison

When I was a child staring at the tube 

I saw sex, violence and death on the news 

One day I saw the Duke kill someone 

Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son 

All I want is attention from somebody 

Somebody pay attention to me 

Like them actors I got no shame 

I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please 

Doin' as I see on my TV 

I am doin' as I see on my TV 

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife? 

Would you respect me more if I took my life? 

I tried to act and my career just flopped 

So I beat up my neighbors and I got on, "Cops" 

All I want's a millions bucks from somebody 

Somebody pay a million bucks to me 

I could shoot and rape and kill 

And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please? 

Doin' as I see on my TV 

Doin' as I see on my TV 

I'd even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks 

I'm doin' it as I see on my TV 

Took my girl to rent a porno movie 

I thought that it'd be kinda groovy 

I thought that'd this impress my lover 

And there she was right on the cover! 

All I want is attention from somebody 

Somebody pay attention to me 

I'm a man I got no shame 

I want my fifteen minutes of fame 

Doin' as I see on my TV 

Doin' as I see on my TV 

Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did 

Doin' as I see on my TV 

I am not aware