Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
"Will ye go to the Waxies Dargle?"
Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan
"I haven't got a farthing
I went up to Monto town
To see uncle Mcardle
But he wouldn't give me a half a crown
For to go to the Waxies Dargle"
What will ya have?
I'll have a pint
I'll have a pint with you, sir
And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
We'll be chucked out of the boozer
Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
"Will ye go to the Galway races?"
Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan
"I'll hawk me aul' man's braces
I went up to Capel Street
To the Jewish moneylenders
But he wouldn't give me a couple of bob
For the aul' man's red suspenders"
What will ya have?
I'll have a pint
I'll have a pint with you, sir
And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
We'll be chucked out of the boozer
Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
"We got no beef or mutton
If we went up to Monto town
We might get a drink for nuttin'"
Here's a nice piece of advice
I got from an aul' fishmonger
When food is scarce and you see the hearse
You'll know you have died of hunger
What will ya have?
I'll have a pint
I'll have a pint with you, sir
And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
We'll be chucked out of the boozer
What will ya have?
I'll have a pint
I'll have a pint with you, sir
And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
We'll be chucked out of the boozer