If I Waz U Lyrics - Pm Dawn

If I wuz u, if I wuz u, if I wuz u 

If I wuz u, if I wuz u, if I wuz u 

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So surreal, so surreal 

So surreal that it can't be real 

I'm just so afraid of banana peels 

A wandering eye does not have sex appeal 

I'm 99 and a half light years away 

And they expect me to be okay 

They see me in some other light 

But who told them that I wasn't alright? 

Get with it said the prince to the be 

Don'tcha realize that they can't see 

That's cool, I'm in a tranquil state 

But I can't see why they don't calculate 

Prince how come your eyes look blue? 

If only ya had my eyes to look through 

Mellowin out is what ya need to do 

Huh, only if I wuz u 

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I guess I'm supposed to go crazy is that what it is 

Tryin' to pass this quiz 

Mirror, mirror whatcha got for me? 

Since I'm you and you're just so me 

I know they've lost themselves instead 

I know that destiny's face is red 

I can see my rainbow's real sweet 

But for that quick quiz I gotta crib sheet 

So what's the matter you? Why do ya look sad? 

Man this world doesn't look so bad 

What's the deal with the heal of a shoe 

Why's an ankle such a red kangaroo 

It all depends on the way I think 

A watcher's point of view don'tcha think 

There'd be a time where I wouldn't have a clue 

But only if I wuz u 

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Poor, poor aristocrat 

Shaken down by a pussycat 

Thought he was a strong believer in the now 

He thought he was up so he got shook down 

Deja vu, even I myself 

That's why educated guesses I think might help 

But a flat out reading, I don't see how 

And things we gotta deal with right now 

Like the fact that my complexion may offend you 

Environment's protection may contend you 

There's millions in the quest for synthetic dreams 

It's now extreme and pullin' at the seams 

I don't wait so it don't bother me 

But please forgive me if I act rude 

Save the bass for another part of me 

But only if I wuz u 

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if I wuz u, I think I'd find my way into the stars 

if I wuz u, I think I'd let me out of my jar 

if I wuz u, I don't think that I could ever be real 

if I wuz u, I think it'd vary on the way that I feel 

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