Stoned Toons Lyrics - Singles - Play Off

Normal life, 

Rainy night, 

Normal ordinary guy, back from work I was ready to sleep tight. 

Thats when I spotted, at the bus stop, 

Alices rabbit across the street chewing on a cheap lollipop 

Hey Mr. White whats your plan for tonight 

Are you heading for a quite place or somewhere nice, he said 

My dear you have no idea how high I am 

Im willing to listen to your words but cant understand them 

After which he ditched me for good 

Leaving my inner mood to implode! 

I run and follow 

Mr. White down the hole 

To be welcome below 

By seven dwarfs on crack 

Bearing a crooked smile 

Asking: Can you dance baby? 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

In this strange lair I managed to enter 

Followed by Betty Boop, Porky Pig and Homer 

As I came down through the red-curtained hall 

I couldnt believe what I saw : 

Mickey Mouse making out with a half-conscious Minnie Mouse 

Hook looking for a crooked-crocofree hook up 

And Sponge Bob drinking to get fucked up 

Now I see Bugs Bunny buying a bag filled with blue pills 

Meanwhile Snow White sniffs lines of what seems to be white snow on the table 

So carefully 

I watch my step 

As I try to reach the closest exit 

Jump over Cartman dancing and puking 

To end up face to face with the 

Queen of Hearts! 

And she asks: Can you dance baby? 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Hum, 

Whats up doc ? 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah! 

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!