Dumplings Lyrics - Pink Guy

Yo... PinkOmega 

Yo PinkOmega 

[Chorus] 

One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough 

Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove 

Making home movies with a hand full of stoges 

I'm cooking all the dumplings 

I'm cooking all the dumplings 

[Verse] 

Motherfuckers want to act funny 

Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny 

Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby 

Motherfucking gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie 

But who am I to talk. Making preteens laugh for the money 

Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops! 

Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon 

Got to feed on the bitches, bitches 

Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown 

Girls moan when I come home, dick like an ozone 

Want to step in the ring? 

Just skin and a sack of shitty meat like dumplings 

Boy I don't wear Gucci 

Still classy but rotten like blue cheese 

We're about to make a movie 

With a hand held Sony, puffing on a loosie 

"Cooking the dumplings all day" 

Is the only thing I say when I mind my business 

Get the fuck out of my kitchen! 

I'm cooking up a storm boy. None of that beef shit 

They say I'm the man in your nightmares 

Your girl in the bed screaming "right there!" 

I'm high on the weed and the xany 

I find it uncanny there's so much poonani 

They found me the lab doing stem cell research 

I was trying to grow you some balls 

The police came but I explained about your bitching 

Now they want to pitch in and support the cause 

Hate my ways? That's a personal issue 

Because you're thinking about me, put down the tissues. (Ew!) 

Why you still yapping to me? 

Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger? 

Are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor? 

Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator? 

Oh, because I never heard of your dumb ass. (Nope!) 

Go fuck yourself in the mouth with a taser. (whoop!) 

Because I'm cooking all the dumplings (x4)