The Judge Lyrics - Pink Floyd

Good morning, Worm your honor. 

The crown will plainly show 

The prisoner who now stands before you 

Was caught red-handed showing feelings 

Showing feelings of an almost human nature; 

This will not do. 

Call the schoolmaster! 

I always said he'd come to no good 

In the end your honor. 

If they'd let me have my way I could 

Have flayed him into shape. 

But my hands were tied, 

The bleeding hearts and artists 

Let him get away with murder. 

Let me hammer him today? 

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Crazy, 

Toys in the attic I am crazy, 

Truly gone fishing. 

They must have taken my marbles away. 

Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy. 

You little shit you're in it now, 

I hope they throw away the key. 

You should have talked to me more often 

Than you did, but no! You had to go 

Your own way, have you broken any 

Homes up lately? 

Just five minutes, Worm your honor, 

Him and Me, alone. 

Baaaaaaaaaabe! 

Come to mother baby, let me hold you 

In my arms. 

M'lud I never wanted him to 

Get in any trouble. 

Why'd he ever have to leave me? 

Worm, your honor, let me take him home. 

Crazy, 

Over the rainbow, I am crazy, 

Bars in the window. 

There must have been a door there in the wall 

When I came in. 

Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy. 

The evidence before the court is 

Incontrivertable, there's no need for 

The jury to retire. 

In all my years of judging 

I have never heard before 

Of someone more deserving 

Of the full penaltie of law. 

The way you made them suffer, 

Your exquisite wife and mother, 

Fills me with the urge to defecate! 

"Hey Judge! Shit on him!" 

Since, my friend, you have revealed your 

Deepest fear, 

I sentence you to be exposed before 

Your peers. 

Tear down the wall!