Master Of Ceremonies Lyrics - Pink Floyd

Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Earl's Court; 

My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great show this evening! 

The band is backstage, and will be ready to go in just a few minutes... 

Before the show begins, the house management would like to ask just a few things: 

First, please, no fireworks; and please, no flash cameras; and, any audio or 

Video equipment found being used may be confiscated; so please save yourself 

a lot of hassle. 

Well, I think the band is about ready to go now! No, no, not quite yet... at this time 

I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show... 

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