Scent Of A Mule Lyrics - Hoist - Phish

Kitty Malone sat on a mule, was riding in style 

When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzard's breaking 

Kity felt laser beams being fired at her head 

She said, "I hate laser beams 

And you never done see me askin' 

UFO, for a UFO, for UFO in Tomahawk County" 

Well she kicked the mule and it walked the path 

And the aliens fired from behind 

Till she stopped the mule and she kicked the rump 

And the big old mule took a big old dump 

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go 

Take your laser beams away 

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go 

Better stop that laser game or you'll smell my mule 

She felt the fire against her neck and it saddened her to feel it burn 

When suddenly, like the sound of a breeding Holstein 

Kitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' for fightin' in Tomahawk County" 

A little guy from the UFO 

Came on out and said his name was Joe 

She said, "Come on over for some lemonade 

Just follow me now with the whole brigade" 

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go 

Take your laser beams away 

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go 

Better stop that laser game or you'll smell my mule 

They walked into her cabin shack 

They had never seen a southern home 

And they liked it, better than their UFO 

They liked it, they really liked it 

They said, "Here's a place of elegance 

Here we shower ourselves in lightness" 

Here's a place of elegance 

Here we shower ourselves in lightness 

Here's a place of elegance 

Here we shower ourselves in lightness 

Here's a place of elegance 

We shower ourselves in 

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go 

Take your laser beams away 

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go 

Better stop that laser game 

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go 

Take your laser beams away 

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go 

Better stop that laser game