Punch You In The Eye Lyrics - The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday - Phish

Hey, hey, hey, hey 

Come from the North where the oceans freeze 

Spent three long months at the open seas 

Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more 

Till I hit the ground on Prussia's shores 

How was I to know that day 

That the winds had swept me Wilson's way 

But soon towards me from the East 

Came Wilson and his men on multi-beast 

Hey! 

Well, it seemed he didn't like my face 

And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place 

They tied me to a chair with a giant clip 

And held a piece of paper to my tender nip 

Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack 

And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back 

But I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed 

And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed 

Singing, "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die 

Oh Wilson, punch you in the eye" 

Hey! 

Now Wilson knew that I was loose 

I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse 

Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree 

So angrily I paddled to the open sea 

But the sea was eager to beat me back 

And the waves grew huge and deadly black 

And the gray clouds rumbled over my head 

And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead 

When the morning came and the storm had passed 

The dismal fog began at last 

To open up before my eyes 

And there I saw to my surprise 

Chains and specks of islands curved 

Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved 

Parked my kayak on a stone 

And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne 

I said, "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die 

Oh Wilson, punch you in the eye 

Wilson, kill you 'til you die 

Oh Wilson, punch you in the eye"