No Dogs Allowed Lyrics - Phish

No Dogs allowed, 

No Dogs allowed, 

No Dogs allowed in the subway today. 

So climb up the stairs, 

And be on your way, 

''cause there's no dogs allowed in the subway today. 

If dogs were allowed then just think of this place, 

an army (alt: city) of dogs living here in this space 

Whining and running from dawn until dark 

My head would be aching from hearing them bark. 

So there's 

No Dogs allowed, 

No Dogs allowed, 

No Dogs allowed in the subway today. 

So climb up the stairs, 

And be on your way, 

''cause there's no dogs allowed in the subway today. 

If dogs were allowed then the people would shout 

And tell me to order those dirty dogs out 

I'd have to decide who would get to sit down 

Would the dogs or the people ride into town. 

So there's 

No Dogs allowed, 

No Dogs allowed, 

No Dogs allowed in the subway today. 

So climb up the stairs, 

And be on your way, 

''cause there's no dogs allowed in the subway today. 

If dogs were allowed then the trains would be filled 

With creatures that never, no never stand still. 

There wouldn't be room for the people at all 

The trains would be cluttered with dogs big and small.