Bathtub Gin Lyrics - Lawn Boy - Phish

Brett is in the bathtub 

Makin' soup for the ambassadors 

And I am in the hallway 

Singing to the Troubadours 

The kings are all lined up 

Outside the gate 

And the autumn bells are ringin' 

But they'll just have to wait 

Where is the joker? 

Have you seen him around 

With his three coned cap 

That he wears like a crown? 

Have you seen his stripped stockings? 

And heard his sad tale 

About the kids under the carpet 

And the purple humpbacked whale 

Here come the ambassadors 

They show up one by one 

Brett is tasting all the soup 

To see if it is done 

And Wendy's on the windowsill 

Waitin' to be let in 

And we're all in the bathtub now 

Making bathtub gin 

But the kings storm the hallway 

They've climbed up through the gate 

They didn't mean to be impolite 

But they just couldn't wait 

Here comes the joker 

With his silly grin 

He carries a Martini 

Made of bathtub gin 

Here comes the joker 

We all must laugh 

'Cause we're all in this together 

And we love to take a bath 

Gin 

Gin 

Gin 

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