She Kicked My Dog Lyrics - Singles - Philip Claypool

Well, operator, operator, help me please 

We get a war goin' on, we can't get no peace 

We're either screamin' on the telephone yellin' in the yard 

About a whole lotta nothin' and it's gone too far 

So can you send out someone like they do on TV 

I'm talkin' 911, emergency 

Send help quick, Lord, there ain't much time 

Someone's wrecking this heart of mine 

She kicked my dog and slammed the door 

Stole my heart and my brand new Ford 

No, she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone 

You should've heard the things she said 

As she ripped the sheets right off of my bed 

And I got a bad bad feeling that 

We ain't seen the end of her yet 

Well, officer, officer, it ain't no lie 

I ain't good looking I'm a pretty nice guy 

At church on Sunday and at work all week 

Just tryin' to make a living for the lady and me 

And though she may be pretty she's mean as a snake 

I need protection for goodness sake 

I've done taken as much as I can 

I ain't Schwartzenegger, I'm only a man 

She kicked my dog and slammed the door 

Stole my heart and my brand new Ford 

No she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone 

She killed my lawn and all the trees 

Ripped my big screen color TV 

And now there ain't no tellin' 

What next she'll be doing to me 

Well, I don't understand how this trouble and strife 

Can go hand in hand with the love of my life 

But there ought to be a little price to pay 

For treatin' a man and his dog that way 

She kicked my dog and slammed the door 

Stole my heart and my brand new Ford 

No, she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone 

I still recall the words she said 

As she ripped the sheets right off of my bed 

Keep the lights on honey, 'cause you know 

I'm coming back for the rest 

Yeah, and I got a bad bad feeling that 

We ain't seen the end of her yet