Ya Mama Lyrics - Instrumentals - Pharcyde

Yo man, you gotta be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man 

What's up with that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot 

Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge 

Ay man, why don't you quit talkin' all the stuff 

And do something about it? You know what I'm sayin? 

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh, knowledge 

Yeah, well you do that like right now 

And some wisdom for the people, what's up with that? Okay, I got it 

(Brothers and sisters) 

Ya mom is so fat 

(How fat is she?) 

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy 

With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough 

I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs 

The sad fact 

(What?) 

Ya mama smokes crack 

(What?) 

She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back 

Her knuckles drag down to the ground where she walk 

Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk 

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot 

Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot 

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat 

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that 

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it 

(Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it) 

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it 

(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama) 

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks 

With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks 

Held up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot 

She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop 

Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit 

She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute 

She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty 

Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies 

On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a flute 

Ridin' on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot 

She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat 

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that 

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet 

(Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet) 

I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet 

(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama) 

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat 

I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek 

I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium 

Way back in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls 

In some bright red boxer drawers" 

You said ya moms was pretty and young 

But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue 

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut 

And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot 

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat 

Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that 

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand 

(Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand) 

I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand 

(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama) 

Aw, ya mom is so fat 

(How fat is she?) 

We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's 

And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack 

They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap 

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way 

'Cause that would blow me round the world in a day 

We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay 

Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet 

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot 

Ridin' on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot 

With the wings and the teeth of an African bat, bat 

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that 

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap 

(Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap) 

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap 

(Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama) 

Ya mama got snake skin teeth 

Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like 

Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit 

Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga 

Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back 

(You're a sellout) 

Ya mama's a sellout nigga, ya mama 

Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune nigga 

Ya mama's glasses are so thick 

She look into a map and see people wavin' at her 

Your mother got an Ouija board on her back 

Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin' 

His mother be hooked, fishin' with a hook 

And reel at the frozen food section 

Tre's mama got Playdough teeth 

Ya mother be eatin' daisies like Now and Laters and shit 

Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit 

Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs 

It just looks like she's just gliding across the floor