Can't Touch Me! Lyrics - Singles - Peter Griffin

Aahhh Can't touch me, can't touch me 

Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 

I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue 

I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street 

I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat 

Can't touch me! 

Can't touch me! 

Can't touch me 

Stop! Peter time 

I'm a big shot, there's no doubt 

Light a fire then pee it out 

Don't like it, kiss my rump 

Just for a minute, let's all do the bump 

Can't touch me! 

Yea do the Peter Griffin Bump 

Can't touch me! 

I'm Presidential Peter 

Interns think I'm hot 

Don't care if your handicapped 

I'll still park in your spot 

I've been around the world 

From Hartford to Backbay 

It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter 

Let's see Regis rap this way 

Can't touch me! 

(spoken) Except you, you can touch me.