That Egg Is Broken Lyrics - Pete Frega

That Egg is Broken 

© Pete Frega 2019 

I had a friend met girl at the club La Vita. 

They made a breakfast date; he woke to late to meet her. 

Never got her number, he sat and wondered what to do. I said, "Dude..." 

That egg is broken - it's got a big old crack. 

It's leaking yoke and it's never coming back. 

You learn your lesson... a new plan, Jack. 

The Czar of Russia was mad when the French invaded. 

He kicked their butts back to Paris and celebrated. 

Napoleon was reeling, screaming at the ceiling, "Sacré bleu!". 

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And when your choice is wrong, 

you've got to move along. 

you'll see... coming to your senses. 

You can live to tell, 

to learn your lesson well. 

You have to pay the consequences. 

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