Facebook Rehab Lyrics - Pete Frega

I have a bad affliction that I can't seem to shake - 

I got a hundred friends I haven't met. 

I see em on my homepage a dozen times a day 

I'm addicted to the socials on the internet. 

I need a Facebook rehab to get on track again 

I need a twelve step program to stop from logging in 

old Zuckerberg's a billionaire and I'm counting 'hearts' and 'likes'... 

I need a Facebook rehab to get back to my life. 

There's shameless self-promotion, and videos of cats 

there's OMGs and LOLs and such. 

Your childhood pics were precious the first one hundred times 

but lately I've been thinking... not so much. 

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The wackadoodle politics, commie snowflake trolls, 

the quizzes, lots of arguments and memes! 

And little yellow fellers who smile, or they frown, 

but most of the time I don't know what they mean 

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Fake news, so used... if I fail to post I'm not your friend though. 

Time lines, lost minds. Cher released her climate manifesto. 

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Another 'Throwback Thursday,' 

and I swear I'm gonna quit. 

A girlfriend from the 3rd grade's stalking me. 

And at this very moment 

she's down at Burger King 

posting pics of what she's gonna eat... 

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