Secret Service Lyrics - Perry Como

The "secret service" makes me nervous 

When I am dating they are waiting to observe us 

When I get ready to hold steady for the "kiss" you plan 

The "secret service" makes me nervous and I can't! 

They're always spying, no denying 

They're always peeping, gumshoe creeping, private eying 

When I'm beginning to give-inning like a maiden aunt 

The "secret service" makes me nervous and I can't! 

I've been exposed beyond control 

Just like a "goldfish" in a bowl! 

The president's daughter must drink water 

No drink of "scotch" she might do what she hadn't otter 

When I'm ignited, so excited that I start to "pant" 

The "secret service" makes me nervous 

When my lamps are lit 

And I say "this is it!" 

. . . the "secret service" makes me nervous 

And I can't! 

The "secret service" makes me nervous 

Those white house "dicks" get all their kicks 

When they observe us! 

Just as I wind up, make my mind up, not to say "i won't" 

The "secret service" makes me nervous and I don't! 

When things look "rosy" they get nosy 

They'll say there's "tootsie" playing "footsie" very cosy 

My pulse goes higher, I'm on fire, shakin' at the knees 

The "secret service" makes me nervous and I freeze! 

Whatever I may do or say 

Will be reported the next day! 

They don't see clearly when I'm merely being courted 

When I'm just "necking" simply "pecking" with a "cary grant" 

They stand behind me to remind me "who" and "what" I am 

. . . when I don't give a "? x? x" ( ooh ahh ahh! ) 

The "secret service" makes me nervous and I can't!