One, two, three, one ready go
You're up with the sunrise
And down when the work's been done
With excellence industry
Diligence naturally
I would like to be you
Just for a few habit-forming years
Laziness cuts me like fine cutlery
I need a miracle, someone to help me, myself
Sweet Jesus, I need You, forgive me this sin
Not hookers or heroin, gambling or gin
It sounds so ridiculous but I just can't lick this
I need a miracle, someone to help me, myself
Someone to help me, help myself