The Website Is Under Construction Lyrics - Patent Pending

The Website is Under Construction 

The Website is Under Construction 

But there's no need to worry 

We've just been in Jersey, 

Recording and Album for you 

So have no fears and dry those tears 

Cuz hammer times a day 

Say hammer, go hammer. M.C. hammer go hammer and the rest can go and play 

and when we return 

We can have a king time 

Here's a song in the meantime 

To hold you overboard 

[Speak] 

Actually, Overboard was a movie that came out in 1987 featuring Kurt Russell and Goldie Hahn. 

It 

was a good one 

[Sing] 

And when we return 

we can fight the bad guys 

Concern ourselves with Lindsey Lohan's life 

Then first we'll find the cure for cancer 

then maybe we'll find the answer 

to the question that's on everybody's mind 

For the question that's on everybody's mind! 

Where the hell, is coolio tonight 

where the hell, is coolio tonight 

Had a few hits back in 96' when he drove off the end of the Earth 

[Speak] 

I love you Mr. Coolio, for everything it's worth 

[Sing] 

I've been watching reruns of Full House 

and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 

But I wrote this song to remind you we're still here 

And that we still care 

In the meantime you can bump this jam 

If you're making eggs with fat free spray spam 

Getting fatter day by day 

losing breath but that's okay 

For a lowdown ,Geez that's crazy 

We Put Out, is a label that pays me 

I wrote this song to let you know 

I wrote this song to let you know our 

Website is Under Construction (oh oh!) 

Our Website is Under Construction(oh oh oh!) 

Our Website is Under Construction (oh oh!) 

Our website is Under Construction 

And FRIEND is on MySpace 

and Where the hell is coolio, ton-IGHT! 

*end of song*