She's A Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Lyrics - Patent Pending

[Chorus] 

She's a Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas 

She's a Ho Ho Happy New Year 

She's a Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas 

She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer 

Again this year 

[Verse One] 

Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer 

She's been running low on Christmas cheer 

With a bottle in her hands 

and with her legs around a man 

is how she's probably spending Christmas this year 

And now it's "Jingle" all the way 

to the bed sheets baby 

In these cold winter nights, that can drive a girl crazy 

'Tis the season to give, and she's been giving it all the way 

[Chorus] 

[Verse Two] 

There's no shopping just bar hopping 

it's her reason for the season. 

She's been stalking Santa Clause from the mall 

She's got a plan for every man 

She wants them all to understand 

That she won't stop 

Until she confronts them all 

Well was there mistletoe? (HELL NO!) 

Blame it on the alcohol! 

Hit the lights (LET'S GO!) 

Now it's time to deck the halls! 

Christmas time is magic in the air 

But she don't care now! 

"Jingle" all the way 

to the bed sheets, baby 

In these cold winter nights that can drive a girl crazy 

'Tis the season to give, and she's been giving it all the way 

[Chours (repeat once)] 

She says, "it's cold outside, but it's warm in the bed. 

And why go sleigh riding when I can ride instead." 

I bet the eggnog's going to her head for sure (She's tipsy!) 

Shimmy on the rooftop, Old Saint Nick 

Dirty puctures in the bedroom. 

Click, Click, Click 

No I don't think that's what mistletoe is for (Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh) 

She looks up to Santa, with eyes so bright, and she says," Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?" 

'Cause she's a Hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

She's a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 

Jingle all the way 

to bed sheets, baby 

In these cold winter nights that drive a crazy 

'Tis the season to give, and she's been giving it all the way 

[Chours (repeat once)]