Hey Mario Lyrics - Patent Pending

I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer how you chase 

That girl around 

You've been fighting all her battles, if she's really worth the hassle 

You'd be living in the castle by now 

And it makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knows 

You exist 

Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude... 

I think you've got a problem 

Mario get your together bro 

You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives 

Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro 

And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low 

Hey Mario! Get your together 

Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this forever 

Warp zone, friend zone, high score, no more stalking this chick in a 

Koopa-Troopa town 

Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a Ho get him down 

Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go, we'll jump the flag pole and 

Light up the night 

Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires... 

And spitting hot fire 

Mario get your together bro 

You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives 

Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro 

But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code 

You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver 

An athlete, a spaceman, a "Super Smash" survivor 

You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad, down in cocoa beach, where 

The hunnies at 

Yeah! Get up, get up, get off the floor 

She's not the one worth dying for 

Mario get your together bro 

You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives 

Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro 

And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low 

Hey Mario! Get your together bro 

You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives 

Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro 

But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code 

Hey Mario! Get your together 

Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this forever