Picha Pie Lyrics - Parokya Ni Edgar

at first i was afraid to eat a picha pie 

kept thinking this is not a good 

this is a picha pie 

and i spent o so many nights 

just eating my tortang talong 

and i grew strong 

because of my tortang talong 

biglang may box, from outer space 

nakita ko sabay kinuha ko 

yung box from outer space 

binuskan ko at nasindak 

may picha pie sobrang laki! 

tinikman ko within 5 seconds, 

naubos ko parang mani! 

ngayon ako, ay ganito 

kung 'di ka picha hut o sheki's 

you're not welcome, ina mo! 

ngayong sa akin picha pie 

ayoko nang mahiwalay 

para sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay 

cos now I love my picha pie 

as long as i eat picha pie i know i'll be alive 

i want all my garlic beef 

pepperoni, double cheese 

ang picha pie... o picha pie.... penge! 

you took all the cash I have, naubos nang lahat 

gusto ko pa ng picha pie 

ngunit ang pera'y di sapat 

and so I spent so many nights 

just feeling sorry for myself 

it made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie? 

ngayon ako ay nagipit! 

hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip 

medyo mahal ang picha pie 

you can't expect it to be free 

that's why I'm saving all my money 

para mayroong pambili 

[look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!] 

(huh? picha pie!) 

[no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!] 

(pi-cha pie) 

[pi-] 

(pi-) 

[zza!] 

(cha!) 

[pizza!] 

(picha!) 

[nononono, nonono