Paris Hilton In Jail Lyrics - Paris Hilton

I don't mind being confined 

to LA state prison 

cos i would drive with DU eyes 

i cause some collisions 

they tell me now that my appeal has been denied 

and that the sentence is now bonified 

how bout a chill that wont insult my severe pride 

like somewhere on upper west side 

with a waterslide oh no 

even though they say im shady 

i am really so refined 

i need a cleaning lady 

i cant do time 

robert blake and o j simpson 

they both get off scott free 

i drive without a liscence 

they throw the book right at me 

it sucks to the highest degree 

haaa haaa 

i went ape on a sex tape 

the guys all went gar gar 

now i must make my jail escape 

i miss my chiuaua 

my friend nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way 

she'll probably get parol then float away 

because she ways zero 

even though ive got the glamour 

even though my clothes are fab 

they throw me in the slammer 

britney gets rehab??? 

they put me in big house 

sounds like a movie pitch 

heiress goes up the river 

ends up as somebody's bitch 

they cant do this to me im rich 

aaah aaah 

and now i am digging a ditch 

aaah aaah 

my roommates a woman named mitch 

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