Vanilla Lyrics - Pansy Division

I'll do you sexual favors 

But I'm not into those sexual flavors 

Sometimes I wish I was braver 

I'm vanilla 

I know about ropes and whips 

Handcuffs and nipple clips 

That's something I'm gonna skip 

I'm vanilla 

If I really get into you 

Maybe I'll sing a different tune 

But i´m timid, I'm telling you 

I'm vanilla 

People should do in bed 

Whatever pops into their heads 

But talk to me before planning ahead 

It's gotta be mutual 

So you're into discipline 

It turns you on the more I sting 

You're liberal, but fantasize right-wing 

I'm vanilla 

You'd like some skinhead boy 

To be your bootlickin' bedroom toy 

That's fine if it brings you joy 

I'm vanilla 

I'm happy to fantasize 

Do whatever might arise 

But even though I like surprises 

I'm vanilla 

You know I'll never be 

As kinky as you want me to be 

If that's not enough variety 

Tie someone else to your bedpost