Sidewalk Sale Lyrics - Pansy Division

Gay bar at closing time 

The music stops, up come the lights 

The cloak of darkness lifts its veil 

Gathering for a sidewalk sale 

Back and forth through the smoky space 

Making circles around the place 

Desperation, it's getting late 

Last chance is the sidewalk sale 

Don't want to go home alone 

But how low will you go? 

The cream is gone, the dregs prevail 

Tough choices at the sidewalk sale 

That guy's really not that bad 

But if it was earlier, it'd be kinda sad 

Make your move, don't delay 

Gotta be quick at the sidewalk sale 

That guy's giving you a sexy look 

Be better off curled up with a book 

He's gettin' fresh, but looking stale 

Slim pickings at the sidewalk sale 

Don't want to go home alone 

But how low will you go? 

Self-respect is about to fail 

Feeling pathetic at the sidewalk sale 

Looking for someone you'll never forget 

More likely find someone you'll regret 

Think it's time to hit the trail 

Gonna pass on the sidewalk sale