Kevin Lyrics - Pansy Division

Kevin's mysterious and enigmatic 

Kevin is tall and darkly attractive 

Kevin's the subject of speculation 

'Cause Kevin avoids any explanation 

Kevin's a bachelor, never dated 

He's had a dozen offers he's never taken 

Kevin is friendly but can be remote 

Avoids getting personal or too close 

Women wan to know 

Who's that handsome man? 

Men ask their acquaintances 

About that lad 

Kevin's inhibited, Kevin's quiet 

Intimacy seems to make him frightened 

He was seen kissing a woman once 

At a party when he was totally drunk 

Kevin's got friends he could confide in 

But he's always denied them 

The simple facts, avoids revelations 

Kevin's a master of evasion 

Lives all alone, rarely goes out 

Is there a double life we don't know about? 

He won't say that he's gay 

He won't say that he's not 

He won't say that he's bi 

He won't be pinned down 

He'll say that he's picky 

And refuse to be labeled 

Then the changes the subject 

As soon as he's able 

His friends all see it as a matter of trust 

They'd never judge him on his lust 

They just wish he'd be more open 

They're tired and resentful of his withholding 

We're all in the dark 

Because Kevin won't talk 

We're all in the dark 

Because Kevin won't talk 

We're all in the dark 

Because Kevin won't talk 

But maybe Kevin's more confused than we are 

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. 

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. 

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. 

Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.