Jack U Off Lyrics - Pansy Division

If you're looking for somewhere to go 

Can take you to the movie show 

We can sit way in the back 

And I'll jack U off 

Can't give you everything you want 

But I can take you to a restaurant 

And if you're not hungry 

I'll jack U off 

If you're tired of masturbating 

Come aboard we can go on a date 

And if you like 

I'll jack U off 

Your man ain't no good 

Come on over to my neighborhood 

We can jump on in the sack 

And I'll jack U off 

I'll jack U off 

Jack U off 

I'll jack U off 

Jack U off 

I'll jack U off 

I only do it for a worthy cause 

You're gonna wanna give me applause 

You'll have an instant heart attack 

If I Jack U off 

If you really want to be a star 

We gotta do it in your mama's car 

Make it in a Cadillac 

I'll jack U off 

I know where we can go 

Do a little fellatio 

Or if that's too much 

I'll jack U off 

I'll jack U off 

Jack U off 

I'll jack U off 

Jack U off 

I'll jack U off 

Even if you're chicken baby, come here 

If you're good I'll even let you steer 

As a matter of fact 

You can jack me off 

I'll jack U off 

I'll jack U off