Homo Christmas Lyrics - Singles - Pansy Division

You'll probably get sweaters 

Underwear and socks 

But what you'd really like for Christmas 

Is a nice hard cock 

You deserve a cute boy 

Who's horny and queer 

To make the most out 

of Christmas cheer 

I wanna be your Christmas present 

I wanna be your Christmas queer 

I wanna be your Christmas present 

Have a homo Christmas this year 

Don't be miserable 

Like Morrissey 

Let me do you 

Underneath the Christmas tree 

We'll push the packages 

Out of the way 

And after you've unwrapped me 

Naked on the floor we'll play 

I wanna be your Christmas present 

I wanna be your Christmas queer 

I wanna be your Christmas present 

Have a homo Christmas this year 

---(Instrumental)--- 

Your family won't 

give you encouragement 

But let me give you 

Sexual nourishment 

Licking nipples 

Licking nuts 

Putting candy canes 

Up each other's butts 

I wanna be your Christmas present 

I wanna be your Christmas queer 

I wanna be your Christmas present 

Have a homo Christmas 

I wanna be your Christmas present 

I wanna be your Christmas queer 

I wanna be your Christmas present 

Have a homo Christmas this year