Ugly Drunken Woman Lyrics - Singles - Paddy And The Rats

One Friday night I was strolling out 

To get me outta here 

Go to the pub just for a black stuff 

But it ended up with ten beer 

Coz a lady came and she start to complain 

And bluster to me all night 

She paid me the drinks with a pander blink 

Then she kissed me with her stinking mouth 

Coz this ugly drunken woman 

Drinks like a man 

But shes pride like a dame 

Its like the age of romance 

We like to dance 

In our elegant way 

And she paid me drinks for fuck her 

And Im just a bugger 

I come round the game 

The prey can be another me to fall 

She doesnt care at all 

Full of lust we were driving fast 

In my car to a cheap motel 

Shes turned her brain 

Coz the last champaigne 

Knocked her out so well 

She was out of pride, dressed like a bride 

Theres a monkey on my back 

Wanted to be wife, 

Get a perfect life, 

But all I lefts the jack